Please excuse my absence for a couple weeks. I had a significant dental surgery and I couldn’t even pretend to be funny for a while. I’m feeling a lot better. This is the free Tuesday night e-mail! Enjoy the show!
#1341 He was too angry, he had a hair trigger, and he’d just start Screaming. Things seemed hopeless for him until he found his calling working with people with hearing loss.
#1342 A Dog got into the Gorilla exhibit at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Didn’t go well for the dog. Gorillas are known cat mammals.
#1343 Unsolved Mysteries TV show probably wasn’t too hot on solving mysteries. Self defeating. They probably left out important details and clearly used actors who looked all wrong to keep the grift going.
#1344 You hear about Corporate America. Is there a Corporate Canada, Corporate Mexico, Corporate France, and Corporate New Zealand?
#1345 Someone vandalized the Yosemite Falls trail and spray painted Fresno about 30 times on boulders and other sites. Police are asking for more information, if anyone has any idea where these vandals might be from they are asked to contact authorities.
#1346 As a father seeing all the father’s day gift basket suggestions at Dollar Tree I can’t help but scream NO in my head.
#1347 There was a report Kim Kardashian damaged a borrowed Marilyn Monroes dress, but the Ripley’s Museum who loaned her the dress said it actually wasn’t damaged at all… believe it or not.
#1348 One of the first words you should teach someone the meaning of is “this”. Otherwise they might get indignant asking about it!
#1349 Elon Musk’s Boring Company has been hired to dig tunnels all over Las Vegas all the way to Downtown. This follows the great Las Vegas tradition of digging yourself into a hole.
#1350 Father’s Day is celebrated on different days all over the world so you could go on a Father’s Day world tour and keep the magic going. For example: June 19 USA, June 21 Egypt, June 23 Poland, June 26 Haiti.