Fred Thinks Funny Weekly Free Entertainment. I skipped the 1270s I realized so I’m circling back. Enjoy the show!
#1271 I don’t like getting death threats but I’d die for your right to say them…, hey wait a minute. I see what you did there.
#1272 A drab front yard is a yawn.
#1273 Storm chaser like rainbow hunters who drive around looking for rainbows. Sometimes with more than one vehicle approaching the rainbows from all sides.
#1274 I suggest a Johnny Depp Pirate TV Show where a different celebrity guest pirate appears each week like Adam West’s Batman.
#1275 Used to be to get those amazing flyover shots they had to hire a camera bird.
#1276 He had no problem with the LGBTQ+, heck he was gay himself, but he couldn’t shake being brought up that pride was a bad thing and not a virtue. He didn’t think it would go over with anyone but he liked Humility Month personally.
#1277 In anticipation of the new Elvis film the Elvis licensing company is cracking down on Elvis Themed Weddings in Las Vegas. I think that’s a mistake but it’s all part of their disasterous plan to make Redbox the exclusive home of Elvis Presley.
#1278 The Whitney Houston Hologram Concert is Closing at the end of the month in Las Vegas which is devastating for the hologram trapped Houston who becomes sentient every night and has to be informed of her tragic end and now she is out of a job.
#1279 Drought Friendly Sprinkler That dispenses sugary colorful sprinkles onto drab dirt.
#1280 High School protest walkouts are meaningless. They should walk out of something they actually care about.