Fred Thinks Funny! ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to new responsibilities I’ve decided to end the paid Friday e-mail and relax my posting schedule. I will give all future first run content and audio away for free. This is still an important ongoing creative project for me but I have to optimize for family. Thank you for reading, your understanding and your continued support! Enjoy the show!
#1361 I bet the Instant Pot could make a fossil somehow in a few hours.
#1362 If you marry a coworker you made a business proposal.
#1363 Synchronized drones offer high-tech, low pollution alternative to fireworks. But it didn’t take long for people to realize that shooting fireworks at the drones is where the real action is.
#1364 Frustrated trying to answer questions that are joke setups and not actual questions.
#1365 Billion dollar idea: Spork attachment to your phone so you can use your phone to eat while you’re eating with your phone.
#1366 Six Flags is claiming to be opening a new Wonder Woman themed ride based on her invisible airplane. Only the smartest and best roller coaster fans can see it and appreciate it. Early reviews are very good.
#1367 New theme park midway game: Guess Your Wait. If you can guess your exact wait on your phone you win a prize.
#1368 What happened to changing names to protect the innocent! Powerful tool largely forgotten.
#1369 Because of choking hazards Legoland is the most dangerous theme park for under threes.
#1370 Wall plugs don’t get enough credit for the peaceful transfer of power.